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What’s Your Name?

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You’re on Facebook one day scrolling your news feed. When suddenly, You have an unread message. You don’t know who the person that messaged you was.He says “hi”. You ignore him. You have another unread message, it’s from the same person. The person writes to you “I know you read my message.answer me.” You don’t respond to that message either. You’re scared, so you try to block whoever it was. something pops up, it reads “Unable to block this user”. You’re really scared, so you are about to log out. Right before you click “Log Out” you get another message. Its from that person again.. the message says “Don’t want to respond? Okay then, you better not look out your window :) ” Now you’re petrified, yet you still look out you’re window. slowly you pull you’re curtain out of the way. there is a message written out of the fog from the glass. It says “I told you not to look out your window. DONT TURN AROUND” a shiver runs down your spine, and you slowly turn around. you look to find you laptop facing you. A Mans Face is on your screen. He’s staring at you… The man’s eyes start blinking. He smiles. “I TOLD YOU NOT TO TURN AROUND”
Credit To – JayDK

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  1. Quote Ben drowned: You shouldn’t have done that. You’ve met with a terrible fate, haven’t you?

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  2. I found this stupid… Nothing happened, I feel as though I just lost 3 minutes of my life.

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  3. I think the rest of this story is missing. The face on the screen says, “I TOLD YOU NOT TO TURN AROUND. DON’T WALK OUT OF THE ROOM.” You then walk out of the room. Your dog is lying in the hallway. He looks up at you and says, “I TOLD YOU NOT TO LEAVE THE ROOM. DON’T GO TAKE A SHOWER.” You go into the bathroom and hop in the shower for a moment, feeling freaked out. When you step out of the shower, there is writing on the mirror in the steam. It says, “I TOLD YOU NOT TO TAKE A SHOWER. STOP DOING ALL THE THINGS I TELL YOU NOT TO DO! IT’S LIKE YOU FIGURED OUT I HAVE NO WAY OF PUNISHING YOU FOR DOING THEM!” Then you realize you have been wasting your time on something completely un-scary and you shrug and go to bed. THE END.

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  4. OMG this is awesome! so its not Jeff the killer scary…but its FREAKING AWESOME! I wasnt expecting the face on the computer screen and when it said ‘dont look out the window’ and they looked, i thought there would be a face against the window! Its perfect on its own…if u added to it…maybe it would ruin it! just my opinion :)

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  5. At this point I’m convinced that this site invites rather than discouraged this sort of bullshit. I mean, it’s gotta be less than 1% of crappypastas that could be considered “real”. And out of those, how many ever get rewritten or up voted?
    It’s like most of these are only submitted as some 15 year olds idea of a dumbass joke.

    I think derpbutt’s big red angry words set something off in me today.

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    • Sometimes I do wonder the same thing, honestly. But it seems that there are a number of people who do enjoy this site, and honestly – the people who tend to congregate here and comment (yourself, shogunfish, yossarian, tvatr, et al) are sometimes all that keep me sane. Kind of an internal warfare sometimes about which side outweighs the other, sometimes, though.

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  6. Jokes on you JayDK I don’t even have a Facebook account. Ha ha.

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  7. Same as jonothan said. Also, I was reading this in the middle of a nearby park (close enough to my house that I can achieve internets), on a laptop, without facebook. Problem author?

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  8. this was hillarious i think i read the comments more than i read the pastas lol im so glad i found this site it’s amazing lol :)

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  9. … What’s with all the copypastas and all the random online sites? I don’t have a twitter, facebook, myspace (oh my gosh, yes, i do remember myspace.)! So, no monsters can get me because I am only online here? I feel so safe!

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