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February 11, 2013 at 8:18 pm
Why was the hobo chasing you? How could you run so fast? Where did the guy with the gun come from? How the fuck does who was phone fit into the story? Where was even phone – I didn’t see a single phone in the entire story! Fuck you.
February 12, 2013 at 2:39 am
Wasting derpbutt’s time with entries like this isn’t funny. I can see now why he nearly threw up his hands and walked away from all this. Because, reading this, it is very obvious you don’t respect him or his time. If I had to sift through 2000 + submissions when the majority of it looked like this, I would want to walk away too.
February 12, 2013 at 3:56 am
So… just adding WHO WAS PHONE to the end of your story is supposed to automatically make it funny?
February 12, 2013 at 7:45 pm
Not only did you waste DerpButt’s time for something you spent 2 minutes tops on, the punchline didn’t even make sense. You can’t use “Who was phone” if there’s no phone in the story. Plus if he’s running as fast as a lion and you’re running as fast as a cheetah (MUCH faster than a lion), how did he catch you? And where did the door come from? And who was he? This was just a waste of everyone’s time… Including your own
February 14, 2013 at 3:29 am
When I read this, I died a little.
February 21, 2013 at 6:02 pm
Umm? Wtf was that? The story was shit and you skills at typing are even more shit. No capitals and when he pulled you, you never said down! So when you said ‘I said as I sat’ it does not work together. And when you were running, you said he kept trying to kill you. Well, if he pulled you why didn’t you die? And how did a man suddenly appear as soon as you said ‘help’ a man with a gun shoots him? Are you special or something? That’s a rhetorical question because you are you absolute thicko. Get a life dip shit.
February 21, 2013 at 6:05 pm
I hate this story adding who was phone randomly does not mean that I or anyone on earth for that matter is going to like it. If someone somwhere liked it than they dont know antything people arent as fast as any kind of jungle cat so stop trying to make us
believe they can so stop wasting derpbutts time before he shoots himself in the face.
March 18, 2013 at 11:28 pm
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.