=== warning: If you are easily scared by creepypasta articles, if some keep you up at night, this is one of them.===
“RUSSIAN SLEEP EXPERIMENT LEAK” that’s the front page title of my newspaper the morning it all started. “Damn”, I thought to myself, “news isn’t anything except for fear and hate. I guess we hate on Russia this week, by spreading fear.” I didn’t even bother reading the paper that morning. I barely ever do read it now a days, but my roommate, Derek, does. All media has been turning to shit lately: last time i flicked on some Spongebob, squidward had some fucked up, super realistic eyes. It was 9:30 on a saturday, so no work that day, and Derek was still asleep. I left a note on his nightstand reading “out to breakfast with the girlfriend. ill pick up pizza on my way home” I then left to pick go pick Lisa up.
I picked her up and we went to the local diner to get some pancakes. At first it was all small talk. “You lood tired,” said Lisa.
“I can’t sleep anymore since Derek’s nephew started living with us”
“Oh yeah! I forgot his mom has to work in Rome for a year. How’s Lester doing? Still having night terrors from his dad’s heart attack?”
“No, but he turns on the tv to static at like, 4 in the morning to watch his ‘pirate show’. Some imagination, huh.”
Her and I then started some flirting i don’t feel like going into details about. After that we went to her place to “hang out” in her room, if you know what i mean. As we were making out, i got a phone call from a blocked number. I just ignored it, but then it called again. I pretty much had to answer it. “*static* what are you planning on doing with my daughter? *heavy static*” it hung up. I just made sure Lisa and i were as quiet as possible when we got into the buisness. I then told her how her dad called. “Did your dad have a surprise visit or something? He called when we were making out, must of heard us from downstairs.” Lisa was bewildered, then managed a weak smile. “What an ironic time for a prank call,” she said.
“What are you talking about?” I asked.
“My dad died 2 years ago… but like a said, must have been a prank call.” I was stunned, it was NOT a prank call, I could tell. “then who… was… phon-”
“Just a prank call” Lisa replied.
I was driving back home, practically shitting bricks. There was some traffic, it was about 1:45. i looked over to see the woods nearby. I saw a naked, human looking, crawling creature kinda far within there, but that didn’t even matter to me now. Who was on the phone? I eventually got home to see a hungry Derek and Lester. “Hey Hayden, where’s the pizza?” Derek asked. I must of forgot about the pizza. Lester was playing some wierd pokémon game, the charecter was all white with red eyes. “We need to talk,” I said to Derek. We went to the back room and i told him everything. “So let me get this straight,” he said, “Lisa’s dad called you, telling you not to fuck her. Then you fucked her, and found out her dad was dead the whole time.” “Yep. Thats sounds about right,” I replied.
The next morning, I had Lisa come over. For half an hour I was asking her about her dad and i was getting nothing. I still have no clue about the phone call. After asking how he died, Lisa started to get pissed. “Damn can you talk about anything besides my dad?”
“Sorry but that call was NOT a prank!”
“You’ve been so weird lately! who the fuck are you anymore?”
“Lisa-Love, im sorry”
“NO. FUCK YOU! WE’RE THROUGH!” She screamed. Those words were like poison.
“DON’T! DON’T LEAVE! I LOVE YOU!” I pleaded.
“You don’t fucking understand how damn hard it is! to talk about my dad! I watched him slowly die from a painful stroke.” She then stormed out of the house, got in her car, and left. Derek then came out of his room. “I heard that whole thing. I’m here if you need me bro. I personally think that was weird. You didn’t know about her dad, so why’d she freak out?” I wondered that myself, but said nothing.
The next day, I called Lisa to make up, but the most disturbing thing happened. Her mom picked up. She told me that Lisa had committed suicide. I was frozen in place, “is… is it… because… of me…?” I asked her dryly.
“no… it’s because…. of her father.” she then hung up, crying. What the fuck is with her father? Who is he? I couldn’t sleep that night, Lester wasn’t out at the tv, so i decided to see what the whole static thing was about. For some reason, a weird pirate show came on that channel that night. I looked out the window to see a kid with super pale skin, long black hair, and a knife climbing into the neighbor’s window, some weird prank. I then went to bed and eventually fell asleep.
I woke up early the next morning from nightmares. I decided to use the interweb to investigate Lisa’s father. I found the needed information rather quickly, for his death was somewhat infamous. He didn’t die from a stroke, and it wasn’t 2 years ago. 15 years ago, he was murdered. I investigated all details, and the only useful one was the murderer himself, who committed suicide after the killing. His name was Derek, what a coincidance, same name as my roommate. I click on him to see what he looked like, and to my surprise, it was Derek! But how? Could’ve it been some reletive? No. He looks EXACTLY like him. I then walked to his room, he was standing outside the door. But, it didn’t look like him; his face distorted and had white eyes without pupils. “d-…Derek…?”
“You figured it out… i’ll give you 3 minutes to run,” he replied. Was this some kind of sick game? I ran straight to the fire exit: if I hide, I’ll have more time to call the cops. there was a block out of place on the floor when I was in there, I pulled it out, and on the other side, there was a cave. It was strange, but I went in there. It was mostly soil, but phosphorus was all over the ground, illuminating the strange cavern. I walked all the way to the back to see Derek on some sort of throne. He was taller, bigger, had longer and buffer arms and legs, he was monster-like “Lester wasn’t out at the tv last night, you killed him, I know it. Strange things have been happenning since you moved in.” I said. He then lifted me up into the air and dangled me in front of his face. “You know so little, you stupid humans, stupid you, Hayden. I know all, I live forever, I kill only for fun. I didn’t kill Lester, Slender got him. You’ve encountered much; Russian Sleep Experiment, Red Mist, Candle Cove, the Rake, Lost Silver, and Jeff the Killer.” He then opened his massive jaw, ripped me into two from my legs, and ate me. Now how am I typing this? Because I am Derek. I never put in my full name so you don’t find me, I find you.
This story is not true.
now for much reason I must end the story with the next sentance.
AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT!