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Why me-Majoras mask

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The day was going well, it was the last day of school. Well, of the first semester anyway. I was finally going to find out what my grades where. I was hope full. I did as best I could, because I wanted a new video game. I got home from school and my mom started yelling,”you could have done so much better!”. I could tell by the way she said it she was joking. She handed me a small box. To small to be a video game. I opened it, It was a Wii points card. I was very exited. I could get anything on the Wii store. I quickly ran to my Wii. Started it up, and I was on the Wii store in seconds. I was scrolling through the virtual console section when I saw it. I wanted it so bad. Majoras Mask. I had heard it was a very creepy game. I knew because I was a fan of the creepy pasta BEN. I tried to sign in the card but it didn’t work. I was sure it was the right numbers. I tried to many times to count. After the millionth time it finally worked. I was exited, so I started up the game. When i got to the save select I thought how weird it would be to see BEN on the first save.I stated a new save file, and after link was knocked off Epona I was greeted by skullkid with his head backwards come to take links stuff. I was startled by this image but not surprised. My Wii glitched like this all the time. After link fell through the large chasm you could see skullkid with his head backwards again. But all he said  was,” WHY ME,”. Now I was going to continue on. Why? Not because of curiosity, not because I could, but because I wanted to see something scary. I pressed the A button and skullkid started  to laugh and float backwards  but stopped in front of the brown door and said,”Will you play with me?” in a demonic tone . I chose no just to see what skullkid would do. He flew at link and the screen turned white. “That’s all?” I thought to myself. I turned the game off and I googled “WHY ME majoras mask”. I clicked on the first thing that showed up. It said about a insane serial killer who was locked in an asylum for the murder of twelve children. during an interrogation all he would say was,”Why me?”. I was about to pee myself at this point. But I wanted to know if it was just a glitch. I started up the game but there was no save file, probably because there was no way to save the game. I started up a file and named it “WHY ME” to see if it had any effect. I started it up and as soon as the first text boxes where gone eponas legs where cut off. I was scared shitless. There was blood everywhere. I was feeling queasy so I turned of the game. But then I felt something on my shoulder, it was a hand. Then something whispered in my ear,”why me?”
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4 Comments

  1. Le sigh. Another shitty Ben Drowned ripoff, and by the looks of it, the author has been computer-jumping to vote his piece of dragon feces up. EVERYONE VOTE THIS THE FUCK DOWN.

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  2. Why me, indeed? :P Unless you’ve got something super original to bring to the table, Majora’s Mask should be one of the video games people do NOT write about in pastas specifically because of BEN Drowned. And Google is not that magical. “Why me” is a common phrase. If you searched for it in conjunction with Majora’s Mask I see no reason why it would bring up the link about the serial killer, especially as a top link. Unless the killer somehow only killed kids who played Majora’s Mask. But that would stretch credibility super far.

    And if the serial killer kills you at the end of the story, first person narrator, how are you telling me the story? It’s a bit of a pet peeve of mine.

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  3. Seems legit I’m gonna look up the Majora’s Mask why me right now.

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  4. Im glad he learned the difference between “were” and “where”

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