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Zombie Pikachu story

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It was a beautiful day in the kanto region and every pokemon was out. Even a young pikachu. The pikachu walked passed the entrance to Viridian forest. It then Entered not noticing the bloody sign shoved into the ground that said, “LEAVE!”. He could barely even see until he reached a part where the light shined in through the trees above. The male pikachu slowly walked forward. It then looked down at a horrific sight of a beedrill, with its insides spread across the forest floor and it wings tore off. The pikachu stared at the pokemon’s corpse in horror and shock. It then ran away from the body as fast as it could, dodging objects. Until it ran into a living corpse of a trainer, flesh ripped, eyes rolled backwards, and  covered with maggots. It looked down at the pikachu and then grabbed it. The pikachu then threw its tail forward but the rotting corpse caught the tail in it’s mouth, ripping off a chunk. The pikachu fell back and ran as fast as it could leaving a bloody trail behind. The “zombie” followed the pikachu to the beginning of the forest. The pikachu slipped on the blood left by the beedrill, and fell on its stomach. The corpse still chasing him scrapped it’s fur, and skin off of the pokemon’s back. The pikachu cried in pain and the undead trainer then bit a chunk outta his ear. Crying the pikachu finally left the entrance of the forest. It slowly laid in the grass, bleeding. The pikachu’s eyes rolled back into its head, it’s flesh started to tear by itself, its conscious mind left it’s body. It was then approached by a new trainer. The trainer looked at the pikachu in horror. He jumped back in terror and ran. The zombie Pikachu dashed forward and jumped……landing on the trainers back. It shoved its claw like paw into his back, and ripped out the trainers shoulder blade with it’s mouth. It’s teeth were mangled and sharp. It then put its ragged paws on the sides of the trainers head. It then twisted the trainers head around till it snapped. The monster screeched a blood curdling sound and dashed away from the location. It quickly approached…….Proffesor Oak’s lab. The only ones in the lab where squirtle, charmander, bulbasaur, and an assistant. The sound of a shattering window could be heard from the back of the lab. The assistant went back to see who……or what was there. 25 minutes passed, and he never came back. The rotting zombie pikachu then approached the table where the three pokemon were. It screeched and lept forward on to the bulbasaur, biting into it’s leg. Charmander used scratch, the creature dodged, and ran forward into charmander, ripping open charmander’s side with it’s claws. Squirtle backed up trying to flee but the living corpse of pikachu ran forward and……broke the pokemon’s neck. The pikachu took the blood of it’s victims and wrote this on the floor next to them, ” WHO WILL YOU CHOOSE?”

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  1. Because this totally wasn’t a piece of shit.

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  2. Dear God, here is a damn good reason to contemplate suicide right here.

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  3. This is totally fan-fiction, not even a creepy pasta.

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  4. what.

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  5. cough *Pokemon isn’t scary* cough

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  6. what even… -.-

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  7. I thought Pikachus’ eyes were black… >.>

    I thought Pikachus’, or any pokemon for that matter, Couldn’t speak english… <.<

    I didn't know that a Bulbasaur's weakness was biting it's back leg… -.-

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  8. There was an add for playing a pokemon game right above this… XD

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  9. I choose you, shotgun!

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  10. This was so awful we had to mock it. Check it out.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGJKmWTohR8

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  11. Pokemon Aren’t scary (:

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  12. What the fuck.

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  13. Okay……I won’t leave nasty comments like some others did, but this Pasta needs lots of work. First off, the whole Pokemon-is-evil thing is done and dead, it’s almost funny now whenever I see a Pasta made from Pokemon.
    Secondly, you need more buildup, some sort of tension or suspense, to make a good Pasta; and in this story, there was none. By the title we already knew Pika would be zombified, so we weren’t really guessing as to what would happen to the other Pokemon.
    And thirdly, the ending is not creepy. I might even say this is a “Funnypasta”, but that’s just me. “Who will you choose?”, really? Choose for what? Are we, the readers, supposed to choose between three dead Pokemon, for some unspecified purpose? Work on that ending.
    Oh, and ditch the Pokemon theme.

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  14. Six categories.

    SIX. CATEGORIES.

    Deserves it – one of the worst crappypastas I’ve ever read.

    Well, at least it wasn’t a slendertwilight.

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  15. Wow, another pokemon pasta! so original.
    Also:

    ‘not noticing the bloody sign shoved into the ground’

    what

    ‘pikachu then threw its tail forward’

    waht

    ‘It’s teeth were mangled’

    WHAT

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  16. I HCOOSE ZOMBEH PIKATU

    -.-

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  17. Alright, who the fuck voted this up?

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  18. This story has utterly failed.

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  19. Lol. Zombie Pikachu. Sounds like an emo girl’s username.

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  20. Good.

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